My love


My love

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Greetings! I hope this finds you at least  learning a hobby or making money. period! I'm chewing simsim as I write this , we're gonna need your money for a decent living boo😍

 Expect  a little resistance on showing up because you have taken forever to finding me! In fact I almost embarked on a journey to find you but gave up on it as kissing frogs was part of the process, a 'vice' I long ceased indulging on. The idea of you is  a pretty good one. I ponder about  it so much that it  could pass for my favourite hobby. 😁my diary has had enough even.

By now you're acquainted to the fact that I might be a tad bit self absorbed, I mean, I keep referencing myself while all this was  to be about you. But don't you worry my love ,when you show up, you'll be the centre of my world baby.

About your looks,I expect you're not a pretty boy  [wink].OK get me clear here,the whole world shouldn't think you're ugly, a few people maybe.. I couldn't be bothered as long as you're attractive to me .i read in Trevor Noah's memoir  that "there is a kind of ugly that women find attractive "so I dig that😍

You're an honorable being I like to think you uphold morality .I highly doubt you like to eat from different pots at once 

Your  idea of fun is not downing shots on weekends and whatever..😎😏 So man of integrity,you also don't adhere to patriarchal nonsense ,gender roles suck right?(IMPORTANT)

Before I sign off, hoping I didn't  already bore you,I'm not a runway model, your  kapumpum is over here trying to do some squats 😂.in that breath, if you have a dad bod fine! Skinny af, cool!


Finally brethren whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence ,anything worthy of praise ,think about these things .(Philippians 4: 8) .we pray over here what did you expect?


Yours truly,

 Me( your other rib)😗😗

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